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I might have salmonella #salmonlela #foodpoison #crossthatbridgewhenicetoit

"You don't know the meaning of a tight butthole until you pass through Everett, Ontario!" - some guy. In Everett. Everett, Ontario " #weird

"You're on acid john?" "Oh yah!!!!!" (Says John whilst swinging an axe wildly) #skidfire #soblessed #safetyfirst #music

#dirtbagjordan , the kind of guy who wakes up in the back of his car then goes inside to pee

Nothing surprises you more when entering a bathroom than a goddamn parakeet in there making parakeet sounds at you! #bathroombirds

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"If you can dream it, you can jam it!"- Jordan zagerman (in regards to making jam) #jam #food #marmalade

Follow Doghouse Rose to a) keep up with all things #doghouserose and b) see what #dirtbagjordansays !!! #music #rebelcountry

Drum mobility excercises 'til your abs hurt kinda day! #drums #shed #drumpractice #feeltheburn

Finished watching stranger things shit's tight #StrangerThings #television #good #goodtv #ilikeditalot

WORK.SEOUL.PRESS RECORD

I want to be in the Olympics! It's been my lifelong dream as of yesterday! #Olympics2016 #sportsmanship #sports

Doesn't the dude raising the flags during the long jump remind you of "shy guy says" in Mario party? Anyone? Ok. #Olympics2016 #marioparty

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RT for a chance to win our new #ServantsOfDeathEP + vinyl prize pack. Available only on Record Store Day Black Friday officialrefused.com/win/

Confession: I straight up can't spell the word bananas without singing "hollaback girl" to myself.

"Yup, kids these days are just nuts about butts!" - Jordan Zagerman on the nearby teens talking about butt stuff #theyjustgrowupsofast

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