this holiday makes me think of HBO's Girls bc I always wanted to raw Shoshanna

the best part of being a starving artist in LA is the summer vacations in europe

cocktail umbrellas at half mast today

guy at burning man: they're saying we have to conserve resources, so I'll just take a half tab of acid while we burn this lifetime supply of firewood for art

damn I guess the years finally stopped coming

I think sex scenes are actually very important. Seeing how somebody fucks can tell you so much about their character

ron weasley old age filter lookin ass

31 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of debt from my education

I end my emails with Cheers and I end my sorrows with Frasier

the cure for male loneliness is schizophrenia

so did dianne feinstein but she's still working. Brits are so lazy

9/11 (taylor's version)

9/11 = .818 brody stevens did it

95 degrees on 9/11 makes me grateful that I also have an inside job

has anyone ever seen russell brand and jordan peterson in the same room

you can tell how easy somebody's childhood was by how they react to a pet dying

taylor swift went from dating a misogynistic nazi to a guy who just looks like one

you either die a chill dude or live long enough to see yourself get into combat sports

manic depressive shopaholic? baby that's buy-polar