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if the gardeners wake me up before 9am tomorrow, this will be the last time i let them sleep over

so awesome to see one of my favs on the big screen again w/ surprise guests jonathan tucker & Laura Ramsey 🌱 🌺 🔪 🩸 🌿

your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory

"Dave & Buster's" is a gateway casino.

it takes so much paperwork just to be a person

#tbt

I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal out of me, but he insisted.

👏🏻 👏🏻 another blast from the #FinalDestination minds!!!

⭐️ Green Day got their star #WalkOfFame today

in a huge fight with Siri at the moment

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm not paying $19.99 to rent a fucking movie.

The flesh is weak. Wax is forever. On this day in 2005: The remake of HOUSE OF WAX was released.

Your honor, if my client is guilty of anything, it’s murder.

Retweets are like passing a joint.

#4: pennies

Happy Mothers’s Day! Thank you for your cervix.

one of my favorite parts of Jurassic Park is the dinosaurs

yo is this thing on

why would i need to make an appointment with the psychic?