If I ever go to prison I’m gonna start a poetry club and call it “Prose and Cons.”

It’s incredible to me that dogs just instinctively know to stretch—something I also know to do, and choose not to

This is cinema

I had this exact idea years ago. Not for a movie. Just a nightmare scenario

Uh oh not again, Liam

The sequel was a pile of shit

Unpaid Feature Screenplays: 55 Paid Feature Screenplays: 1

Somebody hire this man

Getting paid to be on a film set: $250 Getting to blast a recognizable actor in the face with blood: priceless

Doakes should have been the Hank Schrader of the series. After they killed him off they spent the rest of the show trying and failing to replace him as a worthy adversary for Dexter #noliesmotherfucker

Finally captured after a public manhunt, Dexter is forced to accept his fate… But as he’s taken out of the vehicle in handcuffs for his perp walk, he’s met with the ecstatic cheers of a fervent fanbase, just like the fantasy from the end of Season 1. Only this time it’s real.

There should be a convention just for fictional characters whose plot lines have been made inconsistent over time Call it Ret Con

Really hoping my lead actor doesn’t notice I cut the scene that nearly killed him

A little birdy told me my dark retelling of Grant and Naylor’s incredible 1980s comedy Red Dwarf is now the #4 MOST VIEWED script on The Stunt List 🖤 I am SO immensely proud of that, I’ve loved these characters all my life. Nice to know there’s freaks like me out there. 🙏

Sweeney Todd is such a sinister name but Todd Sweeney just sounds like a regular guy

Somebody hasn’t seen Raising Arizona

All day I’ve been trying to figure out why today’s date sounds so familiar lmao god damn I’m losing touch

COLD FUZZ

Mmmm nothing!