my entire twitter feed is made up of missing kate Middleton theories, the horrifying wonka experience in an abandoned warehouse and the girl who overreacted to taylor swift’s surprise song exile. it’s mildly amusing watching these threads converge.

Taylor albums ranked. I said what I said. 11: debut 10: the tortured poets department 9: fearless 8: lover 7: midnights 6: reputation 5: red 4: evermore 3: speak now 2: 1989 1: folklore #TaylorSwift #TTPD #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

watching trump is like watching Joey learn how to speak French #debate2024 #USElection

what will it take for Sarah Michelle Gellar to be absorbed into the Ryan Murphy cinematic universe

she’s a “radical left hard line trump hater” and all she did was ask for kindness and mercy for marginalized groups

Charli xcx is now a 3x #GRAMMYs winner.

We have a front runner for the best reality TV moment of 2025. The entire group jumping down Tom’s throat was *chef’s kiss* #TheTraitorsUS

"I'm not a Traitor. I think if I stand up there, it will just be another woman with a strong personality being falsely accused." When I tell you I got up and cheered at my TV! 👏 #TheTraitorsUS

In our year of the lord 2025, I hope we get one more Britney album in our lifetime but also #R9 but like, that probably won’t happen Bad Gal Ri too busy making knickers and gorg foundation

ennui is luxury

In the last few years we've seen: - The plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer - The Storming of the Capitol and pipe bombs left at the RNC and DNC - The break-in to kidnap Nancy Pelosi and the brutal on Paul Pelosi - Multiple assassination attempts against Trump - The assassination

I have noticed that they don't say "thoughts and prayers" when it's someone they care about.

Angie K’s Real Housewives trajectory needs to be studied #RHOSLC

I love Angie's relationship with her father. Incredibly sweet. #RHOSLC

Meredith is so MIA this season, at this point like why does she even have a snowflake? #RHOSLC