I wonder if the guys who make team shirts get a little chuckle every time somebody picks the number 69 and he’s gotta print it on a jersey

For the first time in forever we have a president that cares about our borders more than the borders of some misbegotten land thousands of miles away from America.

Every time my 4 yr old neice opened a present this Xmas she said “awww exactly what I wanted” and I still can’t figure out if she was fuckin with us or not

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

Did Steph put up Harden’s number after getting called for the travel? 🤔

If you’re going to visit Miami, you better learn Spanish

Absolute DIME x.com/nuggets/status…

I’m gonna call you Walking Eagle, cause you’re too full of shit to fly q

Ben Simmons should be working six twelve hr shifts a week shooting jump shots. With overtime, no benefits. #trash

“If luck weren’t involved I would always be winning” - Michael G. Scott

I heard losing 50 lbs adds 1 inch to your penis...so I’m looking to lose about 350lbs

Can you believe the zoo won’t let me borrow their lion?

Footwork too slick for a 7-year-old 😮

The 5th yr grad transfer just packed his lunch and took Romeo to school. Good luck in the NBA your gonna need it

Is Zion an alien YES OR NO?!?!!

No matter where we are or what we’re doing, my sisters and I always flex at each other when ppl aren’t looking. ALWAYS.

Don’t get me wrong I love a good pizza, but there’s a reason it was the first food they’d willingly bring to your doorstep #foodforthought

Dibs on the worsh basket when we get back

Tiger King....more like White Trash Siegfried and Roy

How can we not leave FaceTime voicemails thru FaceTime. Make it legal Vegas