Hey Domino's Pizza, just watched your delivery driver repeatedly throw trash out of his delivery car #marketing #seattle

David vs Goliath. Level 1 x.com/skiingrogge/st…

This, this is good. #DF16 Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton

So great to catch up with Matt Harvey at Nicole Birkhold wedding over the weekend. My how he has grown! #Ferrari

Back to the vet tomorrow for (less invasive) surgery number 2. Hey, fuck you cancer! #fuckcancer #layladog

Hmm, I wonder if it snowed in Aspen Snowmass last night... #mymountainfriendsarejerks

Cool kids sit in the back. FREESKIER magazine Aspen Snowmass #TheMeeting12

Fashionably late as per usual 🙄 Travis Rice Red Bull GoPro #TheMeeting12

Spent the day hanging with Travis Rice at #TheMeeting12. It was tight.

Remember when fake bullet hole stickers looked cool on cars? Yeah, me either... #longmont

They were only supposed to remove her cancer, not surgically implant this wig. #winning #fuckcancer #dogsoftwitter

This stand up comedy show is on point tonight! #debatenight #Election2016 #vote

Real talk: DEWALT totally nailed it with their tag line 🙌🏼 (no pun intended)

#politics

The #trump emoji is the best upgrade #apple added to the IPhone 7 (or is it the only upgrade..)

The Donald J. Trump is to politics what FUTURE/FREEBANDZ is to rap: Utter nonsense. #Covfefe #ParisAgreement

Anyone in town for the U.S. Ski & Snowboard Team summit in Park City?

Hey Comcast Xfinity, how can you justify making your customers wait 2+ months to make a home serviceable? Thx in advance for your response

How many sandwiches are too many sandwiches? #woof

Only feels right to tweet about Twitter's brand strategist himself John Lee. #strikeapose #themeeting13 #bigideas