Two and a Half Men = Dois Homens e Meio é uma das melhores séries =D, estou assistindo agr a 9°Temporada, 10° Episódio.

metar Bom dia a todos! Um abraço especial aos profissionais que estudam a atmosfera terrestre, tornando a aviação mais segura. #metar

I feel miserable.

Mall after kohls .

My cock is much bigger than your... My cock can walk right through this door... Cant you see that i love my cock?

tfb followback went through all my followers and followed them all back! #teamfollowback #tfb #followback

guaranteed no matter what ah nigha dont have im still blessed #guaranteed

"You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them you feel like nothing."

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. 

Sıkıldım yahu, kimse yok mu?

WTF! Las 9 :S

Only at McDonald's do they say, "Sorry about your wait" and actually mean "weight"

Now my booty government be dirty.

sayang bangeeeet yaa twitter gue yang dullu *masi gak rela (˘̩̩̩.˘̩ƪ)(˘̩̩̩.˘̩ƪ)

Wow! Besok Ujian... Mantap...!

Starting today, my girlfriend will be accessing my fb account.. :) if naay magbinuang ug msg and post.. duklon nko.. :D

I love you( hon plok) more than myself.. :*

sharadpawar Sharad Pawar slapped by youth over corruption and price rise sharadpawar

Oh sun burn how I hate you...

Dane Cook is a silly bitch. 2 things he knows about women - they love to the hold the tickets and they want a booth, and we'll wait for it.