Hey principals! Are you tired of your students actually being reasonable and asking for food? Introducing our new revolutionary idea, the vending machine! Using a revolutionary technique we can turn the little gremlins cha ching into a cheap bag of cheetos.
-2023 Bosco
I feel the need to issue a public apology for the tragedy I've caused. I'm unsure if I'll ever recover from this. I was unable to return a simple act known as a "high five" to a passerby walking down the street opposite of me. I apologize for the sin I have commited