sitting on your uncle’s lap and being hand fed is completely normal

A beautiful woman named Pinterest won’t stop emailing me about guideline violations

No better way to take care of middle sibling syndrome than by eating out the others

Us: A person's fictional interests aren't an indicator of their morals. Someone can enjoy taboo fiction and condemn those things irl. A 15 year old: Well a horror movie made people scared of sharks, and cartoons made people think that cats can drink milk! Checkmate, proshitters!

this study

I LOVE BEING DELUSIONAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why were the soldiers in squid games pink ? kindaaaaaaa gay if you ask me !!!!

i haven't stalked the brunowife lady's tumblr in a while 🥀

me taking communion at church knowing damn well i haven't had a stable relationship with god in a good long while 😔

you already know what i'm thinking about

why is her hair shaped like the inside of a rectum

NO WAY SHE GOT PET RATS

me getting her pregnant and having the 9 month span reduced to 3 days cus i'm way to impatient 😍😍😍

i have an announcement: mirabel's giving birth to my baby 5 hours from now. i expect u all to congratulate me and shower me in gifts to give to our little girl caseosa (that's her name !!!) thanks !! 🍼👶🏽🤰🏽🩷👩🏽‍🍼

ppl say shit like this then go around and simp over nick wilde 😭😭😭😭

like ~4 hours usually

this was a frequent event for me in high school

happy to say , baby and mother doing fine 🥰🥰🥰 she is already pregnant again , inshallah the next seven hours will be kind to her 🙏🙏🙏