the Drunken Palate (@ys_mcr) 's Twitter Profile
the Drunken Palate

@ys_mcr

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช @ShaqsWraps on instagram; bringing restaurant standards to the ends ๐Ÿ™‚

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The Bloke (@mufcbloke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We beat world champions We beat champions of England We beat FA cup champions We beat Carabao cup champions And you think we can't beat "Champions of Nothing"?

We beat world champions 
We beat champions of England
We beat FA cup champions
We beat Carabao cup champions

And you think we can't beat "Champions of Nothing"?
JB Jackson (@jb2forty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Football won today. Ethical goals. Not no jammy bullshit. Not playing corner lottery. Goals youโ€™ll watch on replay. Goals youโ€™ll talk about tmo at work. Have some manners man

Zero Context HQ (@0contexthq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A father in Florida gave his son the only thing he wanted for Christmas. Johanna passed away in July 2017 but left behind voicemails on her husband's phone. The dad took the recordings to Build-A-Bear and put them inside a stuffed monkey. When Antonio pressed the paw, his

HAMZZY (@hamzythacreator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?๐Ÿฅ› Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?๐Ÿ„ Interviewer: The black one. Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?๐Ÿฅ›
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?๐Ÿ„
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Football Tweet โšฝ๎จ€ (@football__tweet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Meanwhile in Brazil, someone has trained their dog to support Fluminense just as passionately as any human would support them. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿถ How is this even possible? ๐Ÿคฃ

PRESENCE (@tazerblack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine getting roasted in the group chat & a man is laughing like this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Uzi (@uzicryptoo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on

Louie (@utd_louie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The US thinks if they took football seriously theyโ€™d dominate the sport because of their athleticism. Nonnas in the favelas are doing this in Brazil, do you know what youโ€™re up against?