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Two things continue to surprise me in Japan: 1. The number of people who don't know the difference between turtles and tortoises 2. The number of people who tell me they can't swim

Kill me

This is a gross misunderstanding of Mr. Blobby as an entity. Your first mistake was thinking he can be controlled or reasoned with. Then there is the human sacrifice element, and of course his role in masterminding 9/11.

A question for philosophers: Have farts caused more joy or misery throughout the course of human history?

Saw a number 1 bus the other day in Kyoto. Wondered if the drivers have a superiority complex towards the drivers of all the other numbers.

Triple rolls on standby. You wouldn't even see that in Buckingham Palace.

”That's not how you floss”

Having a Dennis Reynolds-style meltdown over my Uber rating right now:

Shoot for the moon! But if you miss you'll be barreling helplessly into the endless tomb of space.

.Yozora_blues hey send help

The state of this cone. A husk.

Exodia the Forbidden (C)one

I am wealthier than any billionaire 🐸

Today by the Katsura River, Kyoto

Actually I think we need more social media

Moulting.

Years ago on long car journeys, my sister and I would try to take the most ugly or disturbing selfies we possibly could. Shaking the camera usually gives a good result.

They say he can break wind with the best of them.

Like one loose petal Of cherry blossom The crescent moon

Give us a kiss, I've uploaded: "Floored" youtu.be/c2DlabK0nso