Flappers is offering free tickets to earthquake victims.

Once again, resisting the feminine urge to give myself a gel manicure at 12:06 AM. Sickening.

Everybody needs to be allotted one public crash out a year, but ONLY ONE.

Being a 27 year-old girl in 2025 is crazy because it’s a Friday night and I’ve been on TikTok looking at a Chihuahua named plumpy for an hour

Nobody asked me, but the man on the news who murdered someone in a valley village apartment two weeks ago, attempted to do the same thing in my Los Feliz apartment 2 weeks before and the police released him and I feel like I am coming off as someone’s schizophrenic aunt. Idk tho!

Mac DeMarco playing right now at the Silverlake Trader Joe’s. It’s going to be a good ass week.

functional depression is real. you work, joke, and take care of your family, yet mentally, you're drowning in your own thoughts…and no one knows.

I love being a Jewish girl

Self harm except it’s me running 6 miles because I feel like crying and then I end up actually bettering myself?

You ever go on a date so bad you start looking at jobs on LinkedIn in Chicago?

Oh no why do sassy mem try talking to me

Became an *adult * = started running 4 miles a day so I don’t actually lose my mind in this climate

I love alcohol so much that I have to spend multiple nights a week talking about it in church basements

Age gap summer is in effect

You’re not depressed, you just need to clean your depression apartment.

I don’t do dating apps, I go to the Beverly Hills hotel cabana bar.

women's solidarity 😄🤣🚀