"Probably for the best..." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

"I don't plan on it..." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

"I'd like to... But dad's already pretty unhappy with me. Sailing off would probably just make things worse." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

"Or he might just get even angrier..." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

"...Oh my gods Lumi... What are you planning?" x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

//Me as Ender's kids: Hera: Crazy. Not: A troll who likes boobs too much. You: Growing up. ...What is mercy?

"...I know he's a water dragon, but I don't think he can swim." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

"...Just make sure it's the same lake. Or at least not a deep one." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

"Oh cool! I don't have to worry if you fall overboard if I bring you on my ship now." ...Okay, that was a little dark. x.com/BondsThatBind/…

"Thanks." x.com/IceTribeLumi/s…

//*didn't actually realize You's birthday was coming up*

"Come to think of it... This will be the first birthday in years that I've spent with Chika~"

Already eating a cake. Already somehow put a Do Not Disturb sign on her door. Already got Chika in a chef's hat and apron. Nothing else.

"Dad's crying? ...I don't know what to do about this. I've only prepared for situations where Chika cries-"

"Oh gods, dad's turning into Yang! I should have worn armor today!" x.com/DragonOfTouma/…

*narrator voice* Twelve hours later- "...Dad, you can put me down now. I think we both have meals to cook and a wife/girlfriend to hug." x.com/DragonOfTouma/…

"I can see that... You're not going to start crying again, are you?" x.com/DragonOfTouma/…

"Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure the only way I could help you stop is to just throw you at mom." x.com/DragonOfTouma/…

Looks at the current situation with her family. "...Now would be a good time for Chika and I to go sailing."

Will not scratch her father's ears. Mostly because she doesn't want to catch whatever keeps causing this.