This Mayweather fight sucks

To be fair, fire extinguisher inspector has its challenges- like getting them done seconds after the CO threatens to check them when you said you inspected them

Some weekends I code, others I paint

Me when I see houses in the Bay Area for 3bd/2ba that lists for over $1.5M

Exciting talk about tips/strategies to transition into tech at 12P PST- come check it out! x.com/i/spaces/1vAxR…

That feeling when your colleague recommends you to read a research paper *that you authored*

For the non corporates out there, this is the Aeron. The Michael Jordan of chairs. And it retails for over $1000.

Are we supposed to have less? Or…

Glad to know there are others who don’t know wtf they’re doing.

I used the word perceptron in a sentence today. 2017 me would have a lot of questions about our life choices.

*opens up ppt to build a new safety stand down presentation that the XO will inevitably order*

To promote from 2ndLt -> 1stLt, you literally just needed to have a pulse for 2 years

We go 0 to 190...real quick💨 Prepare for takeoff on December 11th. #FlyNavy | #BeatArmy

Sad to see jack leave. Here was the first time meeting him at a new join intro chat.

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Massachusetts is not for me

This is really not a lie

Rainy days are basically holidays in California