"I'm in church, more worried about the service on my phone." - Santan Dave

God, Everyone's celebrating, let the next person be ME!!🤲

All we really needs🥹🙏

Benching Chiesa on his birthday..

I have no words to describe this.

Kila gambler hudhani siku moja atakula hiyo jackpot.

Me when I see that, "We mbwa uko wapi" text.

Weather for two imenipata offguard tena for the 6th time

I know it's fake but I can imagine him saying stuff like this😭

Being a moneyied nigga alafu ukuwe na fire d!ck game is such a blessing😂🤭

Can’t believe I let a football club make me sad

The only time Ex hapewi mechi ni kama alikuwa under performer anything else ni propaganda

I like ladies who know how to dress to occasion. Don't just pull everywhere in body shapers

Hakuna mwenye amekuroga, stop sleeping with people's parents, it's a curse, you're still young nugu hii

money will change me. I’m letting you all know so there will be no confusion

Solving other pples problems with your own money.

What a photo. 🔥