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Ooooooo look at me I'm Thibaut Courtois, and I always have a worldie against Liverpool. Fuck off ye boring lamppost twat.

FUCKING GET INNNNN!! 🥳🥳🥳

STOP YOUR SCROLL, WATCH THIS GOAL 🤩 Micky van de Ven breaks out his best Son Heung-min impression and it is simply SENSATIONAL.

Liverpool (2.63) 1-0 (0.45) Real Madrid

'We have a genuine brotherhood, which is very rare in football. After the tragedy of this summer, and the emotion of finding out I was going to be a father…. all of this has taken on a much deeper meaning for me.⁠ ⁠ “Oh, it’s just football.”⁠ ⁠ How can we say that ever

“It was a great game of football in general and a fantastic night at Anfield…we’re all gonna have an argument over who was Liverpool’s Player of the Match!” “We were there for the first balls, we were all about the second balls…” Post-Match Show 🔜

Virgil Van Dijk: "I think if you [Rooney] watched games then I would definitely take responsibility. Your comment about me signing my deal [and then not leading or performing well] it was a bit much.. I would let that slide.."

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

💬 𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦: Arne Slot: "It’s clear that it’s nicer when you WIN games than when you LOSE games as a manager. Am I right or am I wrong heh? [stares at Rooney]" They all hate Rooney don’t they 😭😭

Virgil telling Tchouameni to use his hands again to block our free kick 😭😭😭

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

Look at that.

If you have $0, you get welfare. If you have $50 million, you get a bailout. If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.

This will forever kill me 😭😭😭😭

Xherdan Shaqiri has 60 goals and assists in 58 games since joining his boyhood club Basel 😳

Went whole hog for lunch, feel terrible about it

Morning👇❤️

THE SLIDE. THE TOUCH. THE ANGLE. LUIS DIAZ, TAKE A BOW 🤯

Sunderland goal was fuckin brilliant(hope it stands)