I think about this chart constantly

Everyone is getting this Jimmy Kimmel thing wrong. A) It's not cancel culture when it comes from the government. It is censorship and state repression, just like in traditional authoritarian regimes. B) Kimmel wasn't taken off the air for crotizing Kirk. He was taken off for

you know you're going to face the guillotine one day when you're asked about annual income and have to select the one that says "or more"

Issac Newton was the original annoying jailbreak community poster.

Update: locked out of ATM as my bank card expired and the replacement they sent two months ago went to local loopback.

she can't even do identity politics right and that's like the only thing the dems have that's permitted by their corporate donors and they're going to make us watch her lose again to a brain dead pedo

I can't be alone in preferring the Chinese have my data than Larry Ellison.

America is so funny because when other countries fake high approval ratings it’s always 95%+ but even in America’s wildest dreams the best they can do is still barely over half

you know there's not been a single person revealed in the Epstein files where I had to go "huh, that's surprising"

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

every time, lol

they named him after render distance

Looking at literally any fucking graph about the US

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There are no funny numbers. If you find a number funny it's because your sense of humor is extremely basic.

Crazy that Steve Jobs named his daughter Eve. It's like if I name my child Fan.