I’ll keep it all the way real with yall id be totally cool with getting cucked by my journalist gf if it meant I’d get excess clout and people reading my substack. Honestly I think I’d struggle to keep up appearances of being mad about it.

Oh yes, Rabbi Shalom Landau speaks about this

I’m calling for a total ban on the gooner ass museum of sex advertisements that are all over the place now

Good morning guys open.spotify.com/track/41VDpEPn…

I’ve never learned anything the hard way

I posted a male selfie one time on Halloween and got a private qrt and immediately deleted and swore to never do it again. I’m not strong enough for that

I like that Spotify decided it’s going to remind me that my ex girlfriend sent me the link to Morrissey’s Please Help The Cause Against Loneliness for the rest of time

Ladies, if you want to date a Twitter user with 3k followers you can’t be jealous… we come with fans 😹

the genius of Melville is contained in devising a metaphor like this and then immediately turning it on its head in the next paragraph as if he wasn’t suggesting anything at all and was simply speaking literally

I’m trying to find the Paul meridian tweet about not being able to do hand stuff at the bar because everyone got on uniqlo heattech but twitter search is dogshit as usual

I need some opps that I can kill

SP only tweets about cedar you these days Aaron is old news I guess

I bombed my final. Georgia is beating alabama. And my hoe goin. Aaron needy drinky

You don’t even got to fuck the text man for texts baby. I like to chat

Idgaf if they was real sisters

At a party with Aaron taking to some girl and she asks us how we met. I look at him he looks at me we have a moment of understanding. I'm sure we're going to say we met through mutual friends. He turns to her and says "we met on Twitter"

Hungover at LaGuardia. You’re supposed to

I’m having a fat ass day bro I been to two different fast casual Mexican places