they say kissing a clingy brown eyed girl will increase ur lifespan

the reason this happens is really funny raytheon figured out in like the 80s if they didn't make being gay as shameful in their corporate culture "give us state secrets or we'll tell everyone you're gay", a normally very effective blackmail technique, would not work as well

I've seen dozens of cyber trucks but I don't think I've ever seen anyone in the passenger seat.

They’re not even giving kids a chance to develop their brains or their social world. Hooking them as customers as early as possible.

"treatlerism" is so much more analytically precise and politically useful than "consumerism" it's ridiculous

I try to be tolerant of other religions but Mormonism is so profoundly fake in such obvious ways that I genuinely do struggle to respect it at all.

I can’t hear anyone talk about Star Wars Day anymore without thinking about this video:

assisted suicide is one of those things where i very strongly agree in theory but in practice seeing people be told “well no we won’t cover this treatment for your disease but you CAN kill yourself” is absolutely fucking heinous

US professional sports are really useful because they constitute one of the most "vulgar" capitalist scenarios imaginable: workers very transparently create *all* the value in these leagues where ownership very transparently does *nothing* but control the means of production

idk how South Carolina survived this but fuck I’ll take it!

May 5

White people when they realize Cinco de Mayo is on a Taco Tuesday !

The FDA has authorized the first fruit-flavored vapes for adults. The approval came just hours after Trump reportedly pressed the FDA Commissioner to greenlight flavored vapes. Trump's inaugural committee took over $3 million million from vape industry special interests.

2 pandemics before you touched Super Bowl turf .Josh Allen

IT'S CALLED STAR FOX 64 BECAUSE THE PLAN IS TO REMAKE IT 64 TIMES! DOHOHOHOHO

This took me like 2 hours to make

WHY ARE THEY NORMAL HERE??

Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly