anyone wanna come over and do this

I'll need to get permission from my festering wound first

she should have been in conclave

i can’t watch grand budapest hotel featuring ralph fiennes because all the blood will rush to my dick and i’ll pass out

Good evening. I'm Special Agent Dana Scully, this is Agent Mulder, we're with the FBI. Can we speak with you for a moment please?

🏳️‍🌈🤨?

Just Put my balls in this cold ice cube tray ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

To all chronically online 14 year olds: trust your instincts, you are always right!!

funny how when i rate something lower than my friends on letterboxd, i’m exhibiting a rare, higher level discernment, and when i rate something higher, i’m demonstrating a more textured, holistic appreciation than most;

i couldn't conduct an investigation with benoit blanc i'd be too busy giggling and asking him where he got his fits from omgggggggg

LETS GOOOOO x.com/lambclover/sta…

dus Arya priemt de Night King en dat is het dan

The fact that Ralph Fiennes played 2 characters named Thomas Lawrence and both were gay

Thank you Lindsey Ellis for saying what I've been thinking. But, have been too scared to say it out loud.

yessss de cuckstoel is nog vrij

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe