Boro win the “we’ve won the league in August” award! #ncfc

Just how bad is Chrisene if Shlupp gets the nod ahead of him? #ncfc

Anyone seen any updates on Super Jack Stacey after his injury on Saturday? #ncfc

Predicting George Long masterclass, man of the match performance and Southampton to win 1-0 😉

Rinse and repeat! #ncfc

Can anyone tell me what percentage of Liam Gibbs passes actually go forward? #ncfc

Different group of players but oh so familiar! Not really sure what this playing style is but it’s not successful that’s for sure! #ncfc

I didn’t pay anything to watch that game and still feel short-changed!!! #ncfc

Despite us spending a small fortune we are still going to be reliant on those already here ie Maclean, Nunez, Sargent #ncfc

Holy Moly! #ncfc

If Nunez even considers them then he is not the player we thought he was! #ncfc

Has Paddy been hacked???

This makes no sense! He turned down our new contract to join our rivals in the same league??? Make it make sense!!! Risky business Mr Knapper, especially as we haven’t exactly started well!!! #ncfc

Ok Ipswich here is Marcelino, look after him! Now where’s our £10m? #ncfc

Who the f#%@ woke up and thought what this team needs is less creativity? 🤪 #ncfc

If we don’t invest in either a proper wing back or some midfield creativity it is going to be a long hard slog this season! #ncfc

What journalist has only 200 followers? A crap one with no integrity! 💩

Incoming Todd Cantwell masterclass! You watch him try like he has never tried before! #ncfc