How am I sharing country with these people

We owe all the script writers for The Boys an apology

For some reason this has impacted me deeply

🇳🇬 Nigerian leaders have stolen over $400 billion in public funds since the 1980s, and much of it sits in wealthy countries whose legal systems make it nearly impossible to recover. (Virtus Interpress, Journal of Governance and Regulation)

When visiting Nigeria as an ijgb you’ll get a tiny itch to move back it’s important that you buy Nixoderm to treat the craw craw

This December no detty at all, make una no lie abeg.

nothing i do makes me feel better

Unforeseen circumstances watching you spend money on seen circumstances 😂

Once you leave me to think too deeply

“This is how it feels to try dating” “This is how it feels to dm a woman” this is how being alive feels in general. We are all jesters to an unimpressed master in some way

And ofc there is a Nigerian at the scene 😭

The bad thing about wearing glasses is that every so often i have to hit this emote

This what you gotta do to get your wife back

being surprised people know things about me because i forget i exist as an actual person to others most of the time

What the fuck is this man

Oh fuck off 😭😭