I would die for this man !

I only completed 6th grade so I dunno but some of the college girls I took home from Brookdale CC said this is what they call “moving the goalposts”

Competitive Net cutting … We’re coming for the gold in 2026 BABY !!!! Pass out the coke at the hedge funds !!!!!

Mets …

Just woke up … what did I miss ?

Yanks will bounce back and trust me Joey knows about bouncing backs … OHHHHHHH

Jay420 caused a rift between us

GO YANKS

Champions !!!!!

Illiterate and unoriginal … what a combo !!!!

Glad you took time from commenting on your own blogs or telling us who you are going to fuck into next Sunday to tweet this …

A wedding on Week 1 … cmon !!!!

When you see Nicky Smokes Smoke for the first time after saying you’ll slap the shit out of him

Notre Dame proves why you never marry an Irish girl … all talk all hype never deliver when it matters. Gimme a Gina Marie who can cook a meatball parm in her sleep bc she’s been doing it with her NONNA since 92 instead of a red face named Erin or Nancy who’s gotta google it