Dude really followed me around the store & even waited for me to get out of the fitting room to ask for my snap. I thought I was never gonna see y’all again

I was in a relationship for 5 years and never received something as cute and simple as a spooky basket. My boo now who I’ve been talking to for a couple of months gifted me one last night. Moral of the story, never settle ladies 😉

People using 100% of their brain 😂 THREAD:

Party City count yo Mfn days...this ain't no damn Michael Myers 😕 this Yung Joc! 💯🙄😩😭

How I sleep knowing no one’s cheating on me 🙈

I can’t stand my lead 😭 I need to quit lmao

Coworkers will snitch on you then come talk to you like they aint just snitch on you

M@@

Lmaooo how’d I manage to tweet last night 😭🤣

Ever since Yasmin got a mans we no longer have chipotle dates 😥 #chipotlewithdrawals

Sandra keeps forgetting we have a romantic ass date tomorrow 😤😤 should I even go 😒

I should have forgotten to let her borrow my curling iron 😒

hermione and her bitches

the younger one almost had a heart attack😭😭

Lolz this guy at Bostons was crushing on me last night and he paid our check 😭💟

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I love playing candy crush while Yasmin’s in my passenger seat 🙈 she’s my ROD yazzypoo🌸

Someone be my plus one for Saturday 😭😭😭

Hi guys, I’m still alive. Ok bye! Diva out 😛

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