Like it or not, this is peak cinema.

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Me: I think there was a typo in the description. It says full-tome position but it’s supposed to be full-time, right? The wizard running the interview: My orb does not foresee that you would be a good fit for this position.

I wrote something new! It's a mini-game about doing household chores while dealing with unknowable cosmic entities and the chaos they bring.

New life motto, but also check out Ennio’s newest game release!

Crazy Frog is the prototypical Minion and I will not be elaborating further.

The worst advice you can give a changeling is to just be yourself.

Already got my copy and it’s absolutely gorgeous! Go check it out if you love the weird and the west!

Keep an eye out for Crux from Ennio! It’s a fantastic game from one of my favorite designers, and I’m beyond happy that I get to help with its development!

“To Air is Human.” -William Shakespeare, Biologist

“Babies are born two-dimensionally.” -Flat Birthers

I tried to apply for a job making jigsaw puzzles, but the hiring manager said I wouldn’t be a good fit for the position.

Super excited to get to share this article through Worldbuilding Magazine! Be on the lookout for when our newest issue releases!

If sea cucumbers live in saltwater, doesn’t that technically make them sea pickles?

Cow tipping is such an outdated practice, but if you must, make sure it’s at least between 15-20% of the total bull.

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Since it’s Halloween, I figured I should probably share a sneak peak from the first official print test for Year of the Undead! I’m dying to show you the rest.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

It’s easier for a bird to tweet when it’s under a clear, blue sky.

Physical copies for Year of the Undead finally came in! Ironically enough, I was worried about the bleed for printing. Expect this game available for purchase soon! #ttrpg #zines