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It’s time to retire the “-gate” suffix for scandal or controversy. It’s been 46 years.

My least-favorite comeback of all time: measles.

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!

I refuse to accept this French Dip slander.

We’re back. Meaningful Football. Everything is in front of us. The world is ours

Morning jams 🤘✌

COME ON PRINCETON

Long live Rick & Morty

BREAKING: CNN reporting that the Russians have colluded with the Cleveland Cavaliers to corrupt the Eastern Conference Finals.

Fun fact: The British spell it "couvfefe."

The full schedule for the #NBAFinals: Game 1: Tonight Game 2: Sunday Game 3: July Game 4: September Game 5: 2018 Game 6: 2020 Game 7: 3000

We must stop being politically correct and get down to the business of security for our people. If we don't get smart it will only get worse

Came across my screen.... 😂😂😂

LeBron's Finals Games since Dray called him a bitch: 41-16-7-3-3 41-8-11-4-3 27-11-11-2-3 28-15-8-0-2 29-11-14-3-1 39-11-9-1-1 31-10-11-1-0

My #millennial #hipster camouflage. I can disappear into the most progressive urban environments. #hellotrouble #alwaysbeready

Numb. #restinpeace

Also a little PSA for National Wing Day. Do not order boneless wings. Its extremely painful for Buffalos when you remove their bones. PETA

Let’s get this to 100 retweets so tylerriley will let us play Drifter. x.com/blythesucks/st…

#SpyGate #DeflateGate #FogGate

"I think Andrew Luck is going to come back with Josh McDaniels or David Shaw and is going to have an 8-10 year great run." — @ColinCowherd