One week until my birthday. Anything I should do before I turn 29 and get moved to a retirement community? 😜

Am I even a person?

I dropped my toner in the toilet, so I’m taking it as a sign to revamp my skin care routine? What are all the hot girlies using?

My birthday is Thursday, I’ll be live Sunday to bake my own birthday cake- would love to hang out with you guys 💗

I am absolutely not cool enough, social enough or original enough to be a content creator. I’m pretty sure I don’t even have a personality. Haha. Help.

“The perfect book dedication doesn’t exi-“

Obligatory Twenty-Fine post 😘 🎂 🎈

4 hours 🎉 come celebrate my bday!

Baking Birthday Bash at 2pm cst ✨ (Also using Meld Studio for the first time, hoping my old Mac handles it ok!)

Call me Betty Crocker. BIRTHDAY BASH STARTS NOW! Twitch.tv/xp_havoc

That was… an experience 😂

Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, apparently.

Check on your friends that have lost moms, had miscarriages, struggle with infertility and just generally struggle on Mothers Day ❤️

I just made a delightful discovery. After years of saying I’m 5 foot even, I have discovered I’m actually 5’2. The WNBA should draft me, tbh.

Every Airbnb should have a full length mirror.

Ok. I know what the chess pieces do, now what?

Neither of us know what we’re doing, but I’m 3 for 3… so, I’m basically a prodigy.

Life has kinda sucked lately, so I hyperfixated on this lil guy all weekend. What do you think? 👉🏻👈🏻

PSA: most women can shop in the kids shoe section, a 6 in kids is a 7.5-8 in women’s. You’re welcome. 😇

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