Yo cuando suena un reggaeton antiguo:

i get so annoyed when somebody is obviously mirroring me. like be yourself.

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

I fucking hate apple idk why I keep giving them my money 😡

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

Love a man that let you be a bad bitch.

I hate empty promises because you really coulda just stfu

Me compré un pantalón y mi mamá me dijo "te gusta que se arrastren vdd?" Así es madre santa, q sea rogoncito, q se note que me quiere, si no pa k

yo siempre seré tu amor prohibido

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink

Even though Aurora was no surprise, I'm still in disbelief every time I look at her lol like wow I really made her and she's mine what 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Children are testing positive for pregnancy at ICE detention camps. ICE agents are r@ping and impregnating children.

i think everyone should watch grey’s anatomy

I have so many adult responsibilities this year, I have to balance it out by being so unbelievably sexy and flirty and fun and spontaneous whenever possible.

because the cost of not following ur heart is spending the rest of ur life wishing u did

Today is Match Day 🥹 My favorite day on tiktok lol, watching med students open their envelopes and find out where they'll be going for residency is so heartwarming

"my boyfriend won't let me". "my girlfriend. won't let me"

nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

Ain’t grow up w/ no sassy ass daddy so a lot of mannerisms & behaviors in these dudes throw me off

I’m not a go with flow person by any means, I like plans, structure, certainty, confirmation.