It is exactly one month until my birthday (a big one!) and I've been slowly adding items to my wishlist in case any of y'all want to spoil me 💗 throne.com/alinavaughn

thr*ne has got to be thee most annoying wishlist site known to man

Y'all got two weeks to book me as a thirty-something before I go full MILF (minus the children)

I added a bunch of lower priced items last night for those of you who want to spoil me but are on a budget 💗

One week til my birthday! Whatcha getting me? Throne.com/alinavaughn

Made the mistake of leaving the house without a bra on and wound up with a boobsweat-soaked dress by the time I got to my destination. Never again!

Pssssssssst... I hit a new decade tomorrow 😱

My mom made a joke about me having an orgy for my birthday when little does she know it's actually happening tonight with some of my favorite providers.

If my math is right -- and I was told there would be no math -- we just pulled one off on a Thursday and it was delightful!

My gym recently updated their equipment so I was able to do a really intense lower body workout today and it felt sooooo good! I just know I'm gonna hate stairs tomorrow, lol.

Here's a tip: if you're going to constantly send me one sentence emails or beg for my attention because I stopped seeing you and you actually expect a response, try sending money! Otherwise you're wasting everyone's time.

I'm beginning to think that none of you actually have these yearly Bingo cards you keep referencing.

The feminine urge to sit on a man's face until he begs for oxygen.

It really is a shame that all the p0rn I did is from before I covered up a bunch of my bs tattoos. I guess that's all the more reason to book me in person to see the progress I've made!

I've just been informed by an old friend that a DVD I'm on the cover of is part of a very prominent display at a sex shop in Hamburg, Germany. It's nice to know my former alter ego is still relevant in parts of this world! 😂