ps. Velveeta is nasty 🤮

T-1 month!

What makes you smile?

But the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me..

Mila and Ashton? Shaggy?? Cheetos #CrunchPopMix???? ya gotta watch to see what's going down! 🔥 #ItWasntMe #SBLV

I saw this coming a mile away. I may even fire up the original later though :D dlvr.it/Rs7xHY

Dude, my cat keeps farting.. ..it's really distracting

Does anyone know anything about Verizon internet? (Verizon Fios)?? #verizon #verizonfios #verizoninternet

What's one thing that happened to you that nobody believes, but is really true?

NEW POGCHAMP #pogchamp #pogchampening #poggers

Happy Valentine's Day twitter fam 💜

For any fellow nerds: NASA coverage has started. Perseverance rover will be landing on Mars LIVE in ~1.5hrs! 🚀🛰🛸👩‍🚀🌠 #countdowntomars youtu.be/gm0b_ijaYMQ

I move Friday! 😲

MOVING DAY!

I FOUND MY PILLOWCASES! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I don't have to use a tshirt over my pillow anymore! Woot! #joysofmoving

My #UNUSANNUS hoodies FINALLY come today! woOt!!

TGIF!!! How's everyone doing??!

I love insomnia 😒