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Please buy so what tickets so we can sell it out and I can use all the money to book Deftones, BMTH, A$AP Rocky, and Fall Out Boy next year and check them all off my list 🤣

Do I hear Word Blasters, anyone? Or Math Blasters?

Some of y’all dig coffee dark and bitter Some of y’all dig it light and sweet The rest of y’all are in denial because you literally just want melted ice cream on the rocks every day with no judgement

Man’s gotta go in order

“I feel sorry for you guys, I wouldn’t want to work in this garbage weather” Neither do I, please stop reminding me I have to work in this

Why is Comedy so objectively scrutinized when it’s literally a purely subjective category??

One should never lose sight of staying a hopeless romantic, the world needs us now more than ever. Don’t let them tell you otherwise, normalize that shit in your life 🤍

“Here… I have five thousand pounds of spaghetti, can I buy a car now??” - Christina Ervin

Really wish I didn’t suck at Yu-Gi-Oh ☹️

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Glad someone said it

Reunited today

The best thing I ever did was change jobs.