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Jesse Carlson

@xenosguru

Dat boi. Pizza enthusiast. Maine music superfan. Swell dude.

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calendar_today28-11-2018 23:07:42

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Cap off the year with my favorite new years quote! “December 31st, I’m not waitin on the ball to drop. I’m probably in bed, my phone dead, because I call the shots” - Sarah Violette Happy new year everyone!

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I want a #WorldOfEragon Magic: the gathering set sooooo bad. Spells as sorcery’s. Swords and dauthdart as equipment. Shades, dragons, riders, elves, dwarves. They all fit so perfectly. #wotc Christopher Paolini Magic: The Gathering

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Imagine a GRIEVES x Spose quit this app tour. “The Portland to Portland Tour” Idk, you guys would market it better than that, I just REALLY want to see you both live again and knocking it out in one night would be 🔥🔥🔥

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The ONLY place I hear new music that I actually really dig and want to save is @lettuce_cheddar Libby has top tier music taste. Just had Thea JAMMIN to LALALA by prettyugly. Probs gonna be playing that one a ton

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“I’m being present I’ll be forever I’m never twice the same” It’s been a while since I was this excited for a new track!

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You wouldn’t stop listening to science if you found out the scientist was a shit person (they all were) why is art different? Art is just as important to the world as science. That being said, listen to or don’t listen to whomever you please. Just let others do the same.

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Well, Trinity was supposed to go back to work from home on Wednesday. Just got a call that she can’t work from home, and can’t return to work until April 29th. So we are now losing 10 weeks of pay when we already live paycheck to paycheck. Gonna end up homeless w/ 2 kids soon…

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Everything was going SO FUCKING PERFECT. God fucking dammit. I hate this country. I hate these businesses that don’t care about the humans that work for them.

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So far I have had 100% success calming my children (as babies) with Bensbeendead. I owe homie money or something. Holy fuck has he saved my mental at times. 🙏🙏🙏

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Just stayed up until 3 making a shitty new magic deck and playing with my new lightsaber. REALLY feel like a dork tonight. But a happy dork.

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“I know that the grass ain’t greener, And shit is only clean where you clean it” Sometimes ShaneReis says shit that I want to teach to my kids.