Methodical, textbook execution. Love to see it.

“The Dewey decimal system, what a scam that was.”

“She was talking to me like I was retarded and not gonna lie it turned me on.” - Clayton Peace

There will be no wet kneecaps tonight...

“That’s the dumbest fucking things since, since I’ve been old enough to know dumb things.” simba

Meatloaf hits different at 4 am.

“Fuck 12.” - Aubrey

Tyson Fury really just licked this man.

Well, does he like butter tarts?

Watch out. Brookville PD is payin the bills tonight

Kidzbop blaring throughout. It’s frickin exhilarating🕺🏿💃🏼🧑🏽‍🦼

Are the smurfs a cult?

‘Sometimes u just gotta rock the styrofoam boat.’

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Shit hit the fan after Walmart quit giving out smiley stickers.

DMX ran outta it to give