Couldn't find my face wash. Used some salt.

I almost lost it, when I realized, two QuickSilver logos make up the Roxy logo. In 5th grade.

Im gonna make an app. Like tinder, but for workout buddies.

I'm gonna make an app. Like tinder, but strictly for people who are looking to marry for citizenship.

Pasta is always expensive at restaurants.

Yo huge shoutout to all the household pets with Instagrams.

Shoutout anyone who stops and waits three seconds at stop signs.

Shoutout to gargoyles for protecting shit since way back when.

It would be kinda hype to be named Bagels.

Taco Bell guacamole is just green sour cream.

Overdosing on gummy vitamins wouldn't be a bad way to go.

Shoutout my homies with lock jaw.

Spooky Black Coachella 2015.

Really hoping FUTURE/FREEBANDZ decides to drop a Holiday mixtape.

Brushing your teeth with hot water makes you feel wealthy.

Together Loving Our Power ye

Tweet ye gofundme.com/yeezy3000 😘😘 instagram.com/p/BCRvmB_gDPJ/

All the bowls in my house were small in my house growing up because Cheryl didn't want us eating all the cereal.

Even tho it was always shit cereal fuck KashiFoods 🚮

I'm bringing twitter back 1 follower at a time. Don't h8 Lauren de Maurégné