Massimo I asked Grok to create an image based on the description, and Grok made sure the Tesla symbol ended up on Atlamans’s nose, as if he were Elon Musk ’s personal billboard. 🤣🤣

Tokyo Relapse and putting the “ex” back in “sex”

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 If I had a daughter, I would first ask her to kiss him on the lips without any interruptions. Before she could do that, I would call my germaphobic MIL, who is the ultimate biological weapon, to distract her. By the time she was done, he would be rushing to power-wash all his

Nature & Animals🌴 AI 1. Her blazer falls down when she goes upside down, yet she still has a blazer on. 2. Her skirt is pleated when she goes upside down but smooth in the front when she comes back up. 3. The gorilla seems to be missing the parts that make it him or her.

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 I think I would be interested in meeting Zuckerberg just to see if he has slit eyes. Additionally, I’d like to learn how he made the entire world forget to talk about the existence of a certain lizard man in a few months.

Elon Musk I would like the effects of my massages to last a bit longer. 😊

The Body Shop has discontinued every product I liked. Every Black Friday, I visit their website hoping they’ve brought them back, but unfortunately, they haven’t. It now looks like a ghost town. Their BB cream was my favorite, and I’m keeping this one empty tube as a souvenir.

Pro Right Memes 🇺🇲 Yeah, sure. I’ll put my 100% trust in the schools and school systems to protect my child from any kind of attack.

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 Wife/GF doesn’t care about safety, and the husband/BF doesn’t care about the wife/GF who risked both their lives 🤷🏻‍♀️

HustleBitch Curious why she had to wash and dry the balloons first. Why not just glue them?

ADHD Memes #2 always! That perfect symmetry and evenly spaced long tines make it feel like it just “glides” in with no resistance. The wider flare on 3–5 would definitely make me feel like I’m wrestling the food instead of piercing it cleanly. Also that narrow neck right where the tines

パラノーマルちゃんねる What’s happening here? His shoe is facing the opposite direction, but his knee is bent in an angle that I can’t quite comprehend.

DogeDesigner For namesake, yes.

Clown World ™ 🤡 We really live in a clown world 🤡

Mr Tai That cat didn’t just displace the paint; it fully *became* the paint. Archimedes would’ve been too stunned to speak, just quietly taking notes while whispering, “The volume… it’s… one very confused cat.” 🤣🤣

Elon Musk I can’t believe these are the same Europeans who went all over the world invading and colonizing other countries not long ago. Where did that ambition go?

Anti Left Memes Kamala was an idli-dosa-eating Indian in her 2020 campaign, and anyone who didn’t get her Indian name right was racist. She was Black in her 2024 campaign, and whoever brought up her Indian heritage was racist. 🤷

Kids are absolute savages, and my 7-year-old just leveled up the game. Him, looking all remorseful: “I’m sorry, Mommy.” Me, in full serious parent mode: “You keep doing the same thing and then just say sorry like it fixes everything. I don’t need your sorry!” Him, without