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“Why you got bananas on your head?”

Plucks one of your pubes out. “She loves me…” Plucks another. “She loves me not…”

“Oh my god, babe. Your pussy is so tiiiiiight.” “Babe, your pussy-“

“Any asses looking for a fisting?”

Keeping Tifa and Aerith in my prayers

“Pissing all by yourself, handsome?”

“But I’m thirsty.”

My rizz? Off the walls. My balls? In your jaws.

“Sometimes I watch chimps and gorillas carelessly fling poop into people’s faces and think about how they’re probably way happier than all of us combined…”

“Dress up as the big red dog.”

“Get a rooooom!”

“Ewww! You want me to help?!”

“I’m gonna play the brown note on speaker and jog through town.”

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“My rizz game crazy, for real.”

“Did you know you consume three gallons of poopy every time you sleep?”

“Me and all of your moms.”