“As if anyone would put their face anywhere near there!”

“Who’re you calling a kid, old-timer?!”

“That’s cuz I am~!”

Wukong would hang from a tree branch by his tail, idly watching as others went by…and munching on a peach, of course.

“Just the old fart I see in front of me, hee hee!”

“Gah! Why’d you have to go and ruin this by being gross?!”

“It’d probably keep away anyone in a ten mile radius…”

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“I’ll say! Those new dark and gloomy girls are the perfect targets for some serious pranks!”

“Pffft, I bet I can do one higher!”

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“Things are WAY too boring around here!”

“Clearly you guys need someone like me to spice things up!”

“I should hang out with older me more often!”

“Yahoo!”

With a playful giggle, the young monkey king swung from branch to branch. Although these wilds carried a long and dignified history, that wouldn’t stop this prankster from making it his personal playground. And so he went, hollering as he made his way through the Wuju lands.

“Ook! Er, I mean…okay! Time to take on whatever challenges get in my way!”

“…Sure has been a while though. I wonder if anyone’s forgotten about the Great Monkey King.”

“If that’s the case, I better show em’ just what they’ve been missing out on!”