this is how I look while reading twitter....

Imagine you’re running for president and you have to be able to actually run 🏃🏻‍♂️

THE DARK KNIT

"I've come to collect, see....."

I use 'SIR' for EVERYONE.... it stands for 'Someone I Respect' or 'Shithead I Resent'...

First look at my new swag!!! More to come!!!! Thanks VENGADRAGON and HypeHorizen !!

the squirrels are away...

I'm only here for friends, friendship, and the occasional snark and snarky comments.

there are times I wish I still did drugs so stuff would make sense again...

hi

New hype T-shirt today, this is one of my favorites so far with the softness of the material. #stayhype HypeHorizen

This lovely lass is Lucky Lucy cuz she's only got 2 fingers on her left hand

Hear me out, Apex Legends Condoms: Heatshields "they'll protect you from that ring"

why are suppositories not called 'butt bullets'?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

We like to believe the worst in our politicians because we are lazy and don't want to find out any of the good they've done.

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