I feel most masc when I’m walking to/from the gym and I have my towel tucked into the waistband of my shorts

I’m just not really interested in a bowl that’s not microwave safe

I’m going to stop apologising when I turn a corner and nearly bump into someone like how was I supposed to know you were there?

I really thought I was above watching love is blind but now I’m binge watching and tearing up when contestants get broken up with

Over $150 sitting on lost opal cards

I absolutely love having coffee in bed I need to create my life in a way in which I can enjoy it everyday

I know when my boss says ‘thanks mate’ I bodied that work task

When your company goes through a rebrand and they act like it’s the second coming of the messiah

They are going to need lib polyamory to make up for this mess of a season