Otter is the new Mayor

Let Carlson run Applebee’s Twitter

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got botulism from a pair of bad jeans

CTE found dead in downtown Dallas apartment. Prime suspect, Joe Pavelski

did you think you could outrun your sins

What John Mayer did on Althea last night was absolutely ridiculous. I’ve watched this like five times since last night and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon. cc: will defries Big Cat

📍Memphis Dialed in and ready for the playoffs…Let’s goooooo! FedEx St. Jude Championship PGA TOUR

Cats….

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

I Do not have a lamp. Soft light is for those who are loved by god

she shows up for our date — it’s a trap. i am nowhere to be seen. restaurants are bourgeois. she posts about me standing her up — male leftist misogyny. aha, but has she considered my anxiety? move and countermove fill my vision as i am struck by a doordash ebike doing 120mph

A hero's welcome

Suck it Vegas

Bullpen game tonight

Same roots. Same rivalry. New chapter.