Batman is just Inspector Gadget with better branding

Elon was really like "What if the Pontiac Aztek except its electric and costs $90,000"

Do you get it now @gop ? This is why you don't elect people who hate the government to run the government. When you elect a bunch of clowns you don't get to act surprised when it becomes a circus.

With the GOP House Republicans in control of the house nothing was going to get done anyway so I have to give them credit for getting nothing done in the funniest way possible

Tag yourself. I'm To Feed Pet

Every single person deserves a good, basic humanities education. A plumber still needs media literacy to defend himself against misinformation, empathy to raise his kids, and critical thinking skills to recognise and resist authoritarianism.

I have a question for today. What was the first video game system you ever had (that was not a computer), and what was your favorite game on it? #My1stVideoGameSystem

I quit drinking a month ago and I just quit smoking today. These next few weeks are gonna be rough but I know in the long run it will be worth it. Send your good vibes and/or pictures of pets if you feel so inclined

Rumble in the Bronx 3 times in a row

Once again, dozens of members of congress (on both sides) managed to have statistically improbable good fortune in the stock market last year. Good thing we only elect the worlds wisest investors because there's definitely nothing illegal going on. They said so!

Many self-proclaimed "gamers" think there should be no such thing as an easy mode, but sometimes I'm not in the mood for a challenge, I just want to kick comically large amounts of ass

It just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single one of those stupid monkey drawings in a while. Did we successfully bully them out of existence?

For like a tenth of a second I thought this swan was wearing boots. Then it dawned on me that I think I've never seen a swans feet before and always just kinda assumed they were orange like a duck.

Shout out to this lady for keeping her cool. That crap looks heavy

The GOP : We're the party of free speech! Also the GOP : Here's a list of words we've made it illegal for you to say, subjects we've made it illegal for you to teach, and books we've made it illegal for you to read.

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App updated to the new Twitter interface and not only does it look like shit, the "for you" tab is now full of right wing grifters, anti-vaxxers and just straight up nazis, several of of which I've had blocked for years. I'm thinking my days on Twitter are probably numbered.