So Cesko chooses Newcastle over United and Gyokeres chooses Arsenal over United! Proof that footballers are pretty thick when you consider what these two clubs have actually won in the last 5 years & what they will win in the next 5! Just watch Hojlund step up now.

So another trophy for United. Remind me, what have Arsenal won?

As I’ve ALWAYS maintained, Champion’s League football is only important when it isn’t United. Gyokeres is obviously happy to reach the round of Arsenal every season after finishing 2nd or lower in the league.

As a football club you don’t have to finish in the top half of the EPL, you don’t have to win a trophy and you don’t even have to qualify for Europe. To do this and still attract the top players however, you DO HAVE to be called Manchester United!

Seems like MUTV are rivalling Sky for absolutely useless, (and thick), presenters! How the hell does that guy Sullivan get a job at all, never mind on MUTV?

Arsenal under Arteta - 5 years - 1 trophy United under Amorim - 3 weeks - 2 trophies

So, despite VAR denying Palace a clear penalty, then denying them a retake when Allison was clearly off his line, LiVARpool still managed to lose the game. Still, with VAR obviously on their bench again this season, they’ll get plenty of unfair decisions, no doubt!

Which Sky employees make you change channel as soon as they come on? I’ll start: Vicky Gomersall Peter Dury Clinton Morrison Paul Merson

Nepotism AND feminism rife in televised football: Gabby Logan Hayley McQueen Kelly Cates Pien Meulensteen Anybody else? Are these women REALLY more qualified than everybody else?

So United lose, to a goal which should have been disallowed, because they can’t score despite spending ££millions on a new attack!

Arsenal certainly look worse than last season.

So Rashford wouldn’t move unless it was to Barcelona, Garnacho will only go to Chelsea & Sancho will only go to a club who makes him the highest paid player on the planet! Who’s in charge at United?

Thickest & most incompetent idiotic presenters/reporters on Sky Sports: Gary Cotterill Mark McAdam Vicky Gomersall Rob Dawcett Employed to encourage kids that education & qualifications mean absolutely nothing when applying for a job with TV’s answer to The Sun!

As usual after watching Dalot I am left with two standout memories. The 1st was shortly after he came on & fell over resulting in him giving the ball away. The 2nd was when he lost control of the ball gifting it to Fulham who then equalised! Why is he ever in the team?

United won’t sack Amorim having just let him spend £200m+ on players who another manager may not want.

It must be great to have VAR on your bench ready to bring on when you need a hand! Look at Liverpool: red card for Gordon which should have been yellow then 11 mins added on so they could get the winner! Great substitution by Slot although I didn’t see who VAR replaced.

So what has Dorgu done to be dropped and what does Dalot ever do to keep getting picked?

United can’t score, simple. What’s the answer? Leave your new centre forward on the bench!

Who is this clown Kemp on Sky? Feather cut, earrings and tattoos! What an image to portray. Yet another idiotic appointment by the world’s most idiotic channel!

Why is Dorgu so useless?