I counted two fart jokes in The Master.

What we are witnessing is a system functioning as designed and protecting those it was designed for. My heart still breaks for the communities and families whose grief now compounds, and the countless others who will be denied and deprived in similar scenes across the country.

A lot of people don’t know this but the rat at the end of The Departed represents how Matt Damon’s character is a rat.

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I've had a very long day, but I finished the draft of my pilot at the deadline I've given myself, and after a couple of days I'm gonna do a nice, thorough re-write. Get that page count down 15 pages. Wish me luck, friends. Hope to share The Old Lombard Inn with you soon.

#bleh

Anyone wanna move outta the country with me?

Good tweet

Fellow Millenials, did you know that the reason why Ridley Scott's 'The Last Duel' failed in theaters... is US? It's US! And our apathy! Our apathy made Ridley Scott's medieval epic 'The Last Duel' fail in theaters. We did it! It was us! No one else. We're so powerful, guys.

Okay-- whenever I get distracted by this video again, I'm just gonna post it. So... back here: youtube.com/watch?v=QZShA_…

LIVIN IN THIS BIG BLUE WORLD

Man, remember when Korn covered 'Word Up'?

Whaddaya say, internet? Is zero sugar Sprite your favorite?

Why is March so long?

Just wanted to come back and say my back hurts.

Just came back to day I did something to my back and its worse now.

Sometimes the motivation to simply put on clothes eludes me.

$25/hour minimum wage.