It's 93 degrees outside and I just watched City of Jacksonville Beach Jax Beach Fire Department rescue a baby locked in a car outside Publix . God bless our firefighters! Parents, please double check for kids before closing your car doors!

Reminds me of the Lilly Pulitzer After Party sales! #primeday

If I had a dollar for every time someone at the airport said to me “well you don’t see a woman carrying around a hard hat everyday” I could quit my job and quit bringing a hard hat to the airport.

I can't think of a better person to ask than Matt Paxton : what's the best mask to wear to block out the smell of cat urine?

How doctors spend our Friday nights. #fridaynight #oncall #untoldstoriesoftheER cvspharmacy instagram.com/p/BnK6w8rHnzH/…

Good morning. Here's your daily reminder that when the football goes between the two giant yellow poles and the invisible lines they make going up, it's called a field goal and the team is awarded 3 points.

Waiting patiently in line. Emily Post would be proud. #AfterPartySale Lilly Pulitzer

When it's time to plot, you turn to the Writing Bible for inspiration. Old testament, new testament, and bagels. Bring it on. #amwriting #nanowrimo #plotting #savethecat #noplotnoproblem instagram.com/p/BopSjDSAqPo/…

Sleepy Coulson is helping me catch up on paperwork. (At least until the power goes out.) #catsatwork #catstagram #floridaproblems instagram.com/p/BowR3BlAmNW/…

It's beginning to look a lot like #nanowrimo. #amwriting #amplotting #butnotinacriminalway #needahand #nanoproblems instagram.com/p/BpNc7Yug4PG/…

Agent Coulson lacks Shep's level of motivation to enforce the law. #LivePd #LivePDNation #livepdwatchparty

Every Floridian whenever #LivePD cuts to shenanigans in Pasco County.

Okay but like is there a GoFundMe to buy a stiff drink for all of the Pasco Sheriff deputies after their shifts end, because damn. #LivePD

My very first swinub was shiny! A #CommunityDay record for me! #PokemonGOCommunityDay

Do you want to be on Live PD? Because this is how you end up on Live PD. #livepdnation #livepd Benny

When the husbands want to play golf on Easter but the wives want to go to the beach. #beachgolf #beachlife #justfloridathings instagram.com/p/Bwh_gCKgi7i/…

The animal kingdom bus claims another casualty. #pokemongo #disneyproblems #snorlax #disneymagic @ Walt Disney World instagram.com/p/ByIthqhha2J/…

And so it begins. #lillypulitzer #afterpartysale @lillypulitzer instagram.com/p/B2MI1YoBlOa/…

Fighting for the prize seat on top of the first #afterpartysale package! #lillycats @lillypulitzer instagram.com/p/B2P9vqGB7zk/…

Apparently Domino's Pizza and papajohns are on the same texting schedule. #thirsty #marketingstrategy instagram.com/p/B2XTXq7h2ig/…