"Have talks with her" he knows goddamn well Janet wears the pants in that relationship lmao gimme a break Danny Dorko #TheValley

Oh shit I was gonna make fun of Jax just for being a general dumbfuck but I accidentally caught the moment before he put on a pleasant mask where he was his true grim, stone-faced, cold-hearted, no-conscienced, total-absence-of-empathy self #TheValley

Literally pouting because he's having to sit somewhere not doing cocaine #TheValley

This was such an awkwardly staged "natural" greeting somebody please tell this chickenshit loser that he is NOT pulling this off and he needs to stop. Even Jesse - JESSE - looks embarrassed to go through this silly charade #TheValley

That face when you casually introduce your old castmate living next door and your new castmate openly refers to the spinoff concept you are desperately pitching and have no idea producers aren't taking seriously but entertain it so you act like an even bigger moron #TheValley

#TheValley A PLEASANT DOCTOR: "Consultations can be nerve-wracking" THESE FUCKASS EDITORS:

She is so pleased watching this dude get scarred for their love. She is so pleased to immediately do the same. They're a match made in a very specific kind of Hell #TheValley

It's awesome watching this scene after her kid has been born, like every part of this conversation hits in the most positive and pleasant way possible! What a welcome change of pace for such a literal horror show #TheValley

FIVE DAYS out of "rehab" he's drunk and snorting that shit lmaoooo I want to say "I told you so" but I think everyone knew so let's just all offer a collective "yuuuup" #TheValley

"He actually makes me want to be a better person" well clearly not enough because you still fucking suck dude #TheValley

"You're a narcissist so you don't actually feel love" look at that mockery of a human face IS SHE WRONG? #TheValley

"I love my son more than anything but I don't know how much more of the consequences of my actions I can take" so you don't love your son more than anything actually, thanks for the LIES motherfucker at least you're reliable with something #TheValley

"There is very little difference between a mad man and a genius" should preface this chapter in history books.

I hate when these make the rounds because then I have to see Alec Baldwin’s murderous ass all over my TL

After the season aired she said Alex Baskin sat her and Lala down and told them if they didn’t defend him there’d be no conflict and they’d be out of a job when the show got cancelled. She called it his “come to Jesus” moment. Guess we know who paid for this now #PumpRules

One of the most jarring differences between the book and the movie is that in the book the “blood sucking lawyer” is heroic as hell

When you see that Jax Taylor was fired because his psychotic behavior made him a liability #TheValley #PumpRules

Actual photo of Alex Baskin after Bravo forced him to fire his favorite abusive piece of shit #TheValley

This loser’s favorite shithead was texting his estranged wife about how it’s “his show” but now all of a sudden heavily produced with fake storylines is a problem? Who’s taking bets on which fuckboy Simpy McSimperson here will be worshiping next? #TheValley

Tom Cruise. He’s in a literal brainwash cult that keeps slaves on a compound, I don’t give a shit about stunts and fighter planes.