The cashier gave the exact same compliment to the person behind me. Is this some sort of fucking game to you .

A little less conversation and a little more touch my body

in public trying to restrain myself from grabbing my phone when i see too many people around me are using theirs so i seem alert respectful and different

me subtly trying to shift my pad back in place

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Mind if I light a candle? Just a heads up it’ll make the air smell a bit different

It took over three months but she is finally drinking from the water fountain. What an inspiration. With enough time and perseverance we can all conquer our fears

There was a time in my life I didn’t like tomato soup

Hey could i bum a pimple patch off ya

Hey could I bum one of them pimple patches

Mind if I bum a pimple patch brotha

bro last night was a brooklyn roommate instagram reels sketch

Once I organize everything to ever exist into lists, I’ll be fine

I have to log the movie on Letterboxd directly after yes but that does not mean I am married to the rating on the contrary I feel more comfortable with how I feel about a movie after watching another movie for comparison of Joy/takeaways

not allowed to listen to any songs about voyaging before bedtime because i get too riled up

I’m in a horrible head space certainly checking Hinge every 7 minutes should help

exercise is a celebration of what you can do. not a punishment for what you ate.

My nephew’s swag is unbeatable