Good morning to everyone except for people who think Vitamin B17 is the cure for cancer

Sheila Holt: Woman ordered to find work while lying in coma dies aged 48 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/r…

‘You don’t know my name, so how can you tell me I have an open warrant?’ — This officer tried to arrest a Black father in front of his own home after incorrectly identifying him as a suspected criminal from another state

So ummm...this was a feedback leaflet included with my new laminator.... Anyone else see a problem here ? #headdesk #facepalm

Long shot as already posted on Facebook and leafleted my village but my beloved black cat Spritey has been missing for nearly a week - very out of character. If anyone in #copthorne village reads this please check your garages and sheds. Any info please reply below.

Netflix’s #DarkCrystal: Age of Resistance launches on 30th August & the voice cast is enormous. It features: Taron Egerton, Anya Taylor Joy, Nathalie Emmanuel, Caitríona Balfe, Helena Bonham Carter, Toby Jones, @HamillHimself, @shazad, Eddie Izzard, Gugu Mbatha-raw & more...

EU: You can have another extension to Article 50. Please do not waste this time. UK: Absolutely. We’re on it. Pause. EU: What are you doing? UK: Just a quick recess, then we’re on it! Pause. EU: What are you doing now? UK: A Tory leadership campaign. Why? EU stares. Pause.

To get your Tory leadership candidate name, take: 1) Your middle name 2) The name of the first road you remember living on as a kid 3) Your favourite utensil Mine is: Luke Hopton-Spork

Brexit is like monkeys with a Rubik’s Cube. Doesn’t matter which monkey you choose, they still can’t do a Rubik’s Cube.

Outside an Exhaust Repair Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Passionate about film, television and/or video games? This three-month paid internship from BAFTA offers you the chance to work on their Learning and New Talent programme, bringing their exciting range of public events to new audiences - apply by 28 May: bafta.org/jobs/learning-…

Please send thoughts and prayers for my two poor little kittens who are starving to death because I bought Whiskas instead of Felix cat food. 🙄

Yeah, you don’t, Bradley Wiggins - understand what you’re listening to, that is - as Ringo was in fact amazing: just listen to Ticket To Ride or Tomorrow Never Knows. Dave Grohl calls him “the king of feel.”

A great find from @LouiseWooeez! 👏🏼👏🏼 What's your favorite #PearlJam lyric?

25 UK Armed Forces aircraft will fly over the National Commemorative Event in Portsmouth tomorrow, for the 75th anniversary of D-Day. Here's the full line-up #DDay75

There are some days that just call for #BaconAndCabbage #Ireland 🇮🇪

We’ve had more men than women apply to attend #C4Debate tomorrow at 6.30pm. Please help us to address this imbalance and fill in the form below to attend

BREAKING: Trump admits he was making a Russian business deal during the campaign, in this video. So, yeah. Let’s make it go viral. Thanks!

Marvellous if this caught on....