Hello Twitter. :) My name is Achilleus Ronald Fawkes, I am an experienced psychologist located in London. I am 42, a Virgo, an INFJ and my Enneagram type is 1. It's nice to meet all of you. :)

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//Tw unwanted knowledge// Did you know that going long periods of time without physical contact can result in something nicknamed flesh hunger. And it will damage your mind and cause increased paranoia.

Hello Twitter. Today I got myself a specially flavored coffee as a present from some students. It had chocolate in it, and I quite enjoyed it. What sort of drinks do you all enjoy?

A student just walked into my office, placed a prosthetic hand on my desk, and left. This student has both hands. I have both hands. I do not know of anyone in my department or my classes that has a prosthetic hand.