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Jess

@workinprojess

I watch a lot of shows and movies 😬.
But really The Muppet Movie (2011) is my personality.

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calendar_today26-06-2015 23:21:35

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Just finished watching Single Drunk Female and this is my official plea to have Busy Philipps on #Shrinking . 1) To continue her cougar town reunions and 2) Because I need more Busy. Bill Lawrence 👀

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At this point I am convinced Jaime is the only one still going to therapy because what is going on? The mindsets and decisions being made are almost worse than the low points that made them start going to therapy in season 2. I am so confused. #tedlasso

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The biscuits reminded Rebecca of home. I really wanted the biscuit recipe to be revealed or given to someone else like sam who has a restaurant dedicated to food of his home. But I kind of love that she doesn't need them anymore because AFC is her home now. #TedLassoFinale

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I just read The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy for the first time, and I mean this with no malice, but how did people read those books and choose team Jeremiah? I'm genuinely so confused.

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A little (a lot) sus that the only person to walk out rehearsals to stand in solidarity with the WGA got severely underscored by the judges and then eliminated . (esp. When they don't usually do that ep 1 and there were 2 people who shouldn't have been casted) 👀 #DWTS

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The real question is, how is Big Bird doing? It's almost a week of him being small. How did this happen? Why is no one helping? You have a literal fairy there . It's stressing me out. Help your friend .😭

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Spiraling about Big Bird somehow getting shrunk. Checked the timeline and why was the last tweet before he got small a question of whether he or Snuffy was taller? All the comments said Big Bird was taller. Did Snuffy have Abby shrink Big Bird so Snuffy could feel taller? 😭

Spiraling about Big Bird somehow getting shrunk. Checked the timeline and why was the last tweet before he got small a question of whether he or Snuffy was taller? All the comments said Big Bird was taller. Did Snuffy have Abby shrink Big Bird  so Snuffy could feel taller? 😭
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Was he not the guy who kept promoting his show amidst the writers/actors strike , saying he found striking reductive, and only walked back his comments when he got backlash? Wild choice.

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I feel like Winston Bishop from New Girl would love My K!nk Is Karma by Chappell Roan. Like that man got cheated on and stole his exes cat. Then, had a great life with that cat. This is his jam.

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The fact that three of our local high schools are being shut down and no one has thought to pull an American High with the remaining buildings is crazy.We are a college town with a large nearly empty mall 🤣. So many actors are moving to Texas anyway. It feels obvious.

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If you liked the Bridgerton themed episode of Doctor Who, check out Davey and Jonesy's Locker on Hulu. It's v similar vibes except with two unhinged teenage girls traveling across the multiverse. The Riverdale and Hunger Games themed episodes were bonkers.

If you liked the Bridgerton themed episode of Doctor Who, check out Davey and Jonesy's Locker on Hulu. It's v similar vibes except with two unhinged teenage girls traveling across the multiverse. The Riverdale and Hunger Games themed episodes were bonkers.
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They canceled Renegade Nell?!? Where were all the regency girlies? They would have loved it. How much do I have to pay to uncancel it? I can't be left alone with that ending. I need the gang back. 😭

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I feel like we as a society have moved beyond showmances in #dwts . It just feels so uncomfortable and cringey to watch. I love seeing the silly goofy friends have fun.

I feel like we as a society have moved beyond showmances in #dwts . It just feels so uncomfortable and cringey to watch. I love seeing the silly goofy friends have fun.
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If i see another dance where Brookes is just looking pretty and flirting with gleb i will lose my mind.She needs to pull an ariana and give something completely unhinged. I'm so tired of this. I need some variety. #DWTS

If i see another dance where Brookes is just looking pretty and flirting with gleb i will lose my mind.She needs to pull an ariana and give something completely unhinged. I'm so tired of this. I need some variety.  #DWTS
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Ilona mentioned that one of her top three favorite movies is Princess Diaries 2. Why has no one suggested she do the Nora Jones cover of Love Me Tender, crowning glory, or Miracles happen for disney night? She is the peoples princess after all. Like I see the vision. #dwts

Ilona mentioned that one of her top three favorite movies is Princess Diaries 2. Why has no one suggested she do the Nora Jones cover of Love Me Tender, crowning glory, or Miracles happen for disney night? She is the peoples princess after all. Like I see the vision.  #dwts
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Carrie Ann is truly just a hater because how can you tell Chandler "there's a lot more criteria to judgeyou on" but then not tell her what she needs to work on??? #dwts

Carrie Ann is truly just a hater because how can you tell Chandler "there's a lot more criteria to judgeyou on" but then not tell her what she needs to work on??? #dwts
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Carrie Ann be so forreal right now. You are pissing me off. Ilona and Chandler deserve better. If either one of them go home im crashing out. #DWTS

Carrie Ann be so forreal right now. You are pissing me off.  Ilona and Chandler deserve better. If either one of them go home im crashing out. #DWTS